You Don't Just Discover You've Lost Weight and Not...
So today I weighed myself and discovered I was down a couple of pounds. I didn’t trust the scale so I adjusted it and tried again. The weight went back up 2 pounds but was still lower than before. I took that as a sign that I needed to eat even more ice cream and quickly wiped off a pint, drowned in chocolate syrup. Not that I’ve ever needed a reason to.
Hindsight is almost a bigger bitch than you are.– Damon, TVD.
The need to love is as important a force in human society as is the will to...– Margaret Trawick (For square pegs in round holes)
As in grammar two negatives make an affirmative, so in matrimonial morality two...– Fourier
With chains of matrimony and modesty You can shackle my feet The fear will...– Kishwar Naheed
…is blowing the leaves off the trees in front of my eyes.